Urban Meyer comes to Columbus: the board game
Information based on Meyer’s contract with Ohio State, his press conference on Nov. 28 and a few things that may or may not happen (indicated by an asterisk).
You're hired!: Congratulations, you’re the new OSU football coach. Collect $700,000 for your base compensation.
Retirement fund: OSU contributes $40,000 to your retirement fund.
$10,000: Collect $10,000 for attending a Coca-Cola event.
“Family contract” violation: Missed exercise session. Go back one space.
PR duty: Collect $1.85 million for media, PR and promotional appearances.
Shoe deal: Collect $1.4 million for apparel/shoe/equipment deal.
“Family contract” violation: Missed a daughter’s volleyball game. Go back one space.
Keep job!: Remain as head coach on Jan. 31, 2014. Collect $450,000.
Football tickets: Collect 12 football tickets to each home game.
Fickell play*: Luke Fickell slips one of his passing plays into the game plan. Go nowhere.
Private jet: Fly on private jet for free for up to 35 hours a year for personal use.
“Family contract” violation: Only ate two meals in a day. Go back one space.
Champion!: Win Big Ten championship, collect $100,000.
Dot the “i”*: Band invites you to dot the “i.” Advance three spaces.
Keep job!!: Remain as head coach on Jan. 31, 2016: Collect $750,000.
Gordon Gee*: Gordon Gee asks if you are going to fire him. Advance two spaces then go back four spaces.
“Family contract” violation: Pulled an all-nighter. Go back one space.
Graduation: Yearly graduation rate dips below 70 percent. No bonus. Go back one space.
Cars: Collect $1,200 monthly stipend for use of two automobiles.
Terrelle Pryor*: Terrelle Pryor gives pre-game pep talk. Go back one space.
Michigan*: Top recruit changes mind, goes to Michigan. Go back one space.
Keep job!!!: Remain as head coach on Jan. 31, 2018. Collect $1.2 million.

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