"Full day on campus includes being interviewed for WOSU's All Sides with Ann Fisher. Will strive to be appropriately presidential."

-Ohio State president Gordon Gee, via Twitter in late April.

"I like to give it out to my block watch groups, and I call it my secret agent pen."

-Franklin County Sheriff Cpl. Zach Scott, on an ultraviolet pen that allows people to make marks on commonly stolen goods, such as phones and computers, so police can find owners easily if the items are recovered.

"Go find a quote, a quote, which you won't be able to, of an actor saying that I was demanding, at least in a negative way."

-Director James Cameron, speaking at Ohio State in late April, referring to rumors that he took away crew members' cellphones and stapled them to the wall during the filming of Avatar.