Ranking movie trailers for Sept. 6
#1 "It Chapter Two" (NEW IN THEATERS)
Some family history: When my sister was maybe 8-years-old, back when "It" aired as a TV mini-series in 1990, my mom woke her up once by filling her room with helium balloons and then croaking, "WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE" from the doorway. Needless to say my sister isn't a huge fan of clowns or "It" to this day, which means my mom is almost certainly emailing her this suitably terrifying trailer as you read this.
#2 "Ready or Not"
*Lauryn Hill voice* ...you can't hide/I'm gonna fi-i-i-ind you/And make you want me. Read Brad Keefe's review.
#3 "Don't Let Go"
*En Vogue voice* What's it gonna be 'cause I can't pretend/Don't you wanna be more than friends?/Hold me tight and "Don't Let Go."
#4 "Chhichhore" (NEW IN THEATERS)
*The Knack "My Sharona" voice* "Chhi-chhi-chhi-ch-hore."
#5 "The Peanut Butter Falcon"
*"It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!" voice* It's "Peanut Butter Falcon Time"/"Peanut Butter Falcon Time." Read Brad Keefe's review.
*Eddie Vedder voice* She dreams in color, she dreams in red/Can't find a "Killerman"/Can't find a "Killerman"/Can't find a "Killerman."