Black Christmas: 5 metal Christmas sweaters you wish you owned.

Abernathy Miller, Columbus Alive

It's no secret, I'm not a huge proponent of the holidays. Some would even say I have a severe lack of holiday spirit, and they'd be right. But I'm pretty sure my lack of enthusiasm for the holidays comes from the holiday's severe lack of face-melting guitar riffs. (Save for TSO, of course).

I have always said there is not enough metal in Christmas, but after reviewing these mind-blowing metal-themed holiday sweaters, I may have judged too quickly. Once again rock music has brought out the magic of the season-- this is just like that time Kiss saved Santa.

5. The Queens of the Stone Age sweater

4. The Devil Driver Christmas sweater

3. The Descendents Christmas sweater

2. The Anthrax Hanukkah sweater

1. The Slayer Christmas Sweater