Columbus After Dark: Overheard at Oddfellows

Saturday, July 25, 11 p.m. to 1 a.m. at Short North bar Oddfellows Liquor Bar

"He's edgy-vintage-motorcycle edgy."

"I literally want to go home."

"I walked here, and I just started sweating."

"I don't know. I think it's Wednesday."

"Pardon me, party people."

"I'm not holding your hair back tonight."

"When we're married, we'll stay together."

"I can't believe I didn't get anything at the liquor bar."

"Hey, yellow umbrella!"

"You just missed Christmas selfies!"

"Should we go back in and stare at those blonde girls?"

"We got voted off the island."

"I can't get too drunk because they're picking me up."

"He's a tuna guy."

"She made me wear this."

"Why are your fingers licking my face?"

"That was the worst pickup I've ever seen."

"You guys, Halloween in August!"

"I'm a psycho because I can't sleep in."

"I had to go to the farmers market and get peppers for my party."

"I feel like I could make money right now."

"I'm just going to prance around town and no one will notice me."

"It's a brick in the gut."

"I've been watching a lot of 'Californication.'"

"This is a beautiful vest."

"I mean, my 401k's not great."

"You've been married too long."

"He's probably polishing his aircraft somewhere."

"I'll give you back your tank top in the morning."

"That is not my bean bag in the back of my Jeep."