LIFESTYLE

Columbus After Dark: What You Post on Missed Connections

Staff Writer
Columbus Monthly

Unbuttered biscuits and drive thru smiles

I hope your night was better after I went through. That fellow in front of me was definitely not helping with that.Just wanted to promise I'll always have a smile for you.

07-30-2015, 10:16 p.m.

Red headed bearat Lowe's - m4m

You are quite possibly the hottest man I have seen in person in my life. Your hottness defies description. I would love to spend some time worshipping your body.

07-29-2015, 2:27 a.m.

Jimmy johns guy - w4m

Not sure why I'm trying this. You and I saw each other and we half way flirted. I acted very shy. If you see this, what did I have on. P.s. Nice butt ;)

07-25-2015, 2:08 a.m.

Let Me Tell You How It Works (Or Doesn't) - m4w

To the half-dozen would-be relationships that didn't happen over the past few years, let me explain why, so that yourself and other ladies might understand. It comes down to a simple fact: My beliefs forbid me to chase women.

07-17-2015, 12:56 a.m.

Columbus is the worst.The worst. - w4m

I just can't take this city anymore. I'm going insane. I've distanced all my friends. This city is a hamster wheel of mediocrity and denial.

07-14-2015, 12:18 a.m.