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Best Voice: Greg Murray

Known for:“Jackets on the power play!!!!”

Cost: $25

You may not know Murray’s name or face, but if you’ve been to a Blue Jackets game, you’ll recognize the booming voice of the team’s announcer. Fans have booked him for quarantined birthday and wedding videos, and the proceeds go to the Jackets’ nonprofit foundation.

Best Throwback: Beverly D’Angelo

Known for: Playing Ellen Griswold

Cost: $150

This Upper Arlington native has starred in dozens of films, but fans will always know her as Chevy Chase’s wife in the National Lampoon’s Vacation movie series—bonus points if you request amessage for someone named Clark. Surely she’s not tired of that.

Best Description:Mark Titus

Known for:Not playing basketball

Cost:$34

In 2008, Titus became the strangest kind of phenom for his blog, Club Trillion, about his time as an OSU walk-on. Or as he put it in his Cameo bio: “I wrote fart jokes on the internet while riding the bench at Ohio State and turned it into a career, now with Fox Sports. I can also still dunk.”

Most Controversial: Stormy Daniels

Known for:Exposing the city’s vice squad

Cost:$250

The porn actress’s baseless arrest at a Columbus strip club in 2018 was one of many coffin nails for the police department’s vice squad, which was disbanded the next year. Daniels gets great reviews on Cameo—just be sure not to pay with campaign funds.