Totally unnecessary newfangled foodstuffs

10. Engobi caffeine-infused snack chips

9. Kraft Bagel-fuls

8. Eggology pre-peeled, vacuum-packed hard boiled eggs

7. Caviar Dreams faux caviar

6. Cole's Pizzasticks

5. Chipotle Chicken BUNdinos

4. Burger King Flame Broiled Flavored Potato Snacks

3. Batter Blaster aerosol pancake and waffle mix

2. Hot Pockets microwave paninis

1. Eggo Bake Shop Swirlz