Best Laser-eyed DJ/VJ Duo: roeVy

Staff Writer
Columbus Alive

This city's dark lords of dance are so awesome we had to create them a category of their own. There's just nothing in Columbus like a roeVy show.

Two long-haired metalheads don ominous masks with terrifying laser eyes, project messages like "roeVy loves Satan" and "roeVy loves you" all over the walls and drop the angriest synthetic beats imaginable.

When roeVy says, "Let's do this," nary a party animal would disagree.