Staff Pick: Charlie Sheen at the Palace Theatre

Staff Writer
Columbus Alive

If you're like me, you're tired of Charlie Sheen's takeover of the daily news cycle. But you're also wildly curious about his "Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour." What the hell is he going to do? Is he actually funny? Or insightful? Will he come out dressed as the Wild Thing from "Major League" and hurl fastballs at cardboard cutouts of Chuck Lorre and other CBS executives? Is he going to drink tiger blood?

Maybe he'll just chain smoke while spouting some of the most ridiculous tirades ever about warlocks, goddesses and trolls. Or he could just lose it and storm off stage after 10 minutes. Whatever the case, let your curiosity get the best of you and check him out. It's a story you can tell your grandchildren (because you know Charlie will still be "winning" in 2058).

Charlie Sheen: Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour

8 p.m. Wednesday, April 6

Palace Theatre

34 W. Broad St., Downtown