The List: 10 planets that deserve their own holidays

Staff Writer
Columbus Alive

As the butt of every third-graders' joke, Uranus deserves its own day just for putting up with all the immaturity so gracefully. No wonder on "Futurama" the planet's name was changed to Urectum, putting an end to childish "your anus" jokes.

How to celebrate: Give Uranus a hug