How much would you pay for Weezer to break up?

Staff Writer
Columbus Alive

Former Weezer fan and self aggrandizing tool, James Burns, has started a fund raising effort to get the band to call it quits. After being repeatedly disappointed by every album release since "Pinkerton," Burns hopes to raise $10 million and pay Weezer to quit. Burns has passive-aggressively stated his mission isn't about him, but the fans and that the relationship between Weezer and their fans, "Is an abusive relationship, and it needs to stop now." Wow. I bet this is just Burns' attempt to become the President of the Steve Albini Fan Club.