Perez promises to play nice in new video

Staff Writer
Columbus Alive

Still no word on the *cough* Photoshop work he applies. Perez Hilton calls himself the Queen of all Media, but really he's the queen of mean. The "rash of recent suicides" of gay and lesbian youth has made the celebrity gossip blogger re-think his bullying ways. Maniston (Jennifer Aniston), Ceiling Eyes (Audrina Patridge) and HoHan (Lindsay Lohan) will now be referred to by their real names as he invades their privacy.