"The Simpsons" are Catholic...and drug pushers?

Staff Writer
Columbus Alive

Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano recently declared "The Simpsons" are Catholic, which unless I missed something, I don't believe they are. So, now Homer and the gang join John, Paul, George and Ringo as surprising endorsements from the official Vatican newspaper.

But, being endorsed by the Pope doesn't mean you can't sell drugs. Apparently, Mexican authorities seized 105 tons of marijuana in which a good portion of it was labeled with Homer Simpson stickers and the phrase, I'm going to get high, dude!" Apparently, "The Simpsons" doesn't translate well to Spanish--Aye caramba!