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Bradley Cooper sells a pill that'll make you smarter, stronger and more charismatic

Staff Writer
Columbus Alive

Bradley Cooper wants you to be smarter, stronger and more charismatic. The actor (from "The Hangover" and "Kitchen Confidential," RIP) is featured in a new viral video that's a trailer for upcoming sci-fi movie "Limitless" parading as a commercial for a life-altering pill called NZT.

The commercial's comments give clues about the film's plot: "Side effects may include paralysis, psychosis, amnesia, extreme sexual appetite, brain damage, irreversible coma, homicidal blackouts and sudden death." Also: "Discontinued use will result in death." No thanks.