What do you get when you cross Hall & Oates and Rick Nash trade rumors? This.

Staff Writer
Columbus Alive

I won't lie. The rampant speculation that Rick Nash may be traded from the Blue Jackets makes me kinda sick to my stomach.

Perhaps this Hall & Oates cover will make us feel better. Or perhaps not.

O, Captain, my Captain ...

(Hat tip to the Puck Daddy blog for sharing.)