Brazil prostitutes will learn English for World Cup 2014

Staff Writer
Columbus Alive

A whole lotta things from this ESPN story:

1.) Prostitution is legal in Brazil?

2.) This quote: "I don't think we will have problems persuading English teachers to provide services for free," she said. "We already have several volunteer psychologists and doctors helping us."

Wonder why that is?

3.) This one, too: "It will be important for the girls who will be able to use English to let their clients know what they are charging and learn about what turns them on," Vieira said by telephone.

4.) For this reason, the prostitutes will also be learning French and Italian, making them more cultured than most Americans (if you judge being cultured as having anything to do with knowing multiple languages).

5.) Soccer, er football, is, truly, the world's sport.